× I have broken
someone's bones. (no, but i've thought
about it on occasion. :| i'm not proud of that.)
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✓ I have
a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (i
think everyone's probably got one or more. if you don't, um....
want some?)
|
× I hate the rain.
(rain's okay sometimes. i don't hate it, but
sometimes i'd prefer not to get surprised while biking home...)
|
✓ I'm
paranoid at times.
|
✓ I would
get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and
scar-free. (i don't know what
i'd do, but i'd go check it out. i'd rather stay as-is, and be
able to change my avatar in VR.)
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× I need/want
money right now. (nope.)
|
✓ I love
sushi.
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× I talk really,
really fast. (sloooowww...)
|
× I have fresh breath
in the morning. (nope.)
|
× I have long hair.
(used to, a couple times.)
|
✓ I have
lost money in Las Vegas. (i
went with twenty to lose, and i lost that.)
|
✓ I have
at least one sibling.
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× I was born in a
country outside of the U.S.
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✓ I
have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
(when i worked at the Great Dane in Madison, I
wore this very nutty wig that looked oddly real, because it was my
real hair color and a bit wavy, but was the most messed up hair. a
coworker said the wig made me look like i had just gotten done
mixing up CAT in the bathtub. (for the record, i have not ever
tried methamphetamines, nor would ever advocate the use of it to
anyone. scary stuff. but my wig looked like it.))
|
×
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
|
✓ I like
the way that I look.
|
×
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|
✓ I am
usually pessimistic.
|
×
I have a lot of mood swings.
|
✓ I think
prostitution should be legalized.
|
✓ I
slept with a roommate. (oops)
|
✓ I have
a hidden talent.
|
×
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
|
×
I have a lot of friends. (what's a lot
mean?)
|
×
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
|
×
I enjoy talking on the phone. (the best
conversations are under 1 minute, and to the point. holding the
phone to my ear hurts my ear and my arm.)
|
✓ I
practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
(ever since the big lebowski, i have a preference
for those leisure pants/PJs when I can. either that or baggy
shorts.)
|
✓ I
love to shop and/or window shop. (guitar
store, CD store.)
|
×
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|
×
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (my
mother is great.)
|
✓ I
have a mobile phone. (it's
okay i guess. i don't like being constantly available so sometimes
just don't pick it up.)
|
× I have passed out
drunk in the past 6 months. (hardly any
alcohol lately, but back in the 'rites of passage' days i did have
some very woozy blackouts.)
|
✓ I've
rejected someone before. (i was
a dummy in high school. cute girl but i was looking the other
way... and i accidentally broke up with a couple girlfriends later
on. oops.)
|
✓ I
currently like/love someone. (lots
of people, but especially my sweetie.)
|
× I have no idea what
I want to do for the rest of my life.
|
✓ I want
to have children in the future. (yeah.
one. maybe two, definitely no more than two.)
|
× I have changed a
diaper before.
|
× I've called the
cops on a friend before.
|
× I'm not allergic
to anything.
|
✓ I have
a lot to learn.
|
× I am shy around the
opposite sex.
|
× I'm online 24/7,
even as an away message.
|
× I have at least 5
away messages saved.
|
✓ I have
tried alcohol or drugs before. (is
this a trick question?)
|
× I have made a move
on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
|
× I own the "South
Park" movie.
|
× I have avoided
assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|
✓ I enjoy
some country music. (old
school - johnny cash, willie nelson, the mandrell sisters, dolly
parton, kenny rogers)
|
✓ I would
die for my best friends.
|
✓ I'm
obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|
×
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
|
×
I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
|
×
I have dated a close friend's ex.
|
✓ I am
happy at this moment.
|
×
I'm obsessed with guys.
|
×
Democrat. (yawn...)
|
×
Republican. (heck no.)
|
×
I don't even know what I am.
|
✓ I
am punk rockish. (my
heart plays distorted power chords, spits, and is covered in duct
tape)
|
×
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
|
×
I study for tests most of the time.
|
✓ I tie
my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|
×
I can work on a car. (if i had taken small
engine repair in high school, i'd have loved to get a ford F-150
Custom Deluxe for the classic engine.)
|
×
I love my job(s).
|
✓ I am
comfortable with who I am right now.
|
✓ I have
more than just my ears pierced.
|
×
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|
×
I have jumped off a bridge.
|
×
I love sea turtles.
|
×
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
|
✓ I plan
on achieving a major goal/dream.
|
✓ I am
proficient on a musical instrument.
|
✓ I hate
office jobs.
|
×
I went to college out of state.
|
×
I am adopted.
|
×
I am a pyro.
|
×
I have thrown up from crying too much.
|
×
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
|
×
I fall for the worst people.
|
✓ I adore
bright colours.
|
×
I usually like covers better than originals.
|
✓ I hate
chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
|
×
I can pick up things with my toes.
|
×
I can't whistle.
|
✓ I have
ridden/owned a horse.
|
✓ I still
have every journal I've ever written in.
|
×
I talk in my sleep.
|
✓ I've
often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
|
✓ I try
to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|
×
I wear a toe ring.
|
✓ I have
a tattoo.
|
×
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
|
✓ I
am a caffeine junkie. (recovering
caffeine addict. for me, caffeine is like alcohol, sadly.)
|
✓ I am
completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at
all.
|
×
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one
murder.
|
×
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the
better.
|
✓ I enjoy
a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|
✓ I'm an
artist.
|
✓ I am
ambidextrous.
|
×
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on
my bed.
|
×
If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a
nudist colony. (i'd live in a nudist colony
either way.)
|
✓ I
have terrible teeth. (my
teeth are ok in general, but for some reason one of my teeth, the
enamel is wearing too thin and its getting ugly.)
|
×
I hate my toes. (i like my toes, and my
feet.)
|
×
I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took
it before me.
|
×
I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|
✓ I have
lived in either three different states or countries.
|
×
I am extremely flexible.
|
✓ I love
hugs more than kisses.
|
×
I want to own my own business.
|
×
I smoke.
|
×
I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything
else.
|
✓ Nobody
has ever said I'm normal.
|
✓ Sad
movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears
every now and then.
|
×
I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and
combat weapons.
|
✓ I
like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
(I think women in suits look jim-dandy, but don't
generally find the look attractive in any sort of 'come hither'
kind of way.)
|
✓ I don't
like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with
me.
|
✓ I
have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head
up in the clouds. (i'm not the
only one.)
|
✓ I
have played strip poker with someone else before.
(yeah, in high school, and everybody wimped out.)
|
×
I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional
help.
|
×
I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
|
×
I can't stand being alone. (i like being
alone, but not all the time.)
|
✓ I have
at least one obsession at any given time.
|
×
I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
|
×
I consistently spend way too much money on
obsessions-of-the-moment.
|
×
I'm a judgmental asshole.
|
×
I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|
×
I have travelled on more than one continent.
|
×
I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (no
way. my dad's great.)
|
×
I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel
that I am.
|
✓ I
am a Libertarian. (not
really.)
|
✓ I
can speak more than one language.
(english, mathematics, a little spanish, a little
C)
|
×
I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
(my partner once fell asleep during a Corrosion of
Conformity concert.)
|
✓ I would
rather read than watch TV.
|
✓ I like
reading fact more than fiction.
|
✓ I
have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to
do. (in fact i'm
procrasstinating right now.)
|
×
I have no piercings.
|
✓ I
have spent the night in a train station or other public
place. (does 'in the ditch by an
exit ramp off of highway 94' in western Wisconsin' count? :)
i
don't know what i was thinking....)
|
×
I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
(i'm not excited about my gender, and wish there
were technology where i could jump back and forth as my mood fits,
but never felt so strongly about it to bring tears.)
|
×
I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a
miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that
night.
|
×
There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I
born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|
×
I like most animals better than most people.
|
×
I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|
×
The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|
×
I have hit someone with a dead fish.
|
✓ I
am compulsively honest. (i
don't lie because i have such a selective memory that i couldn't
keep the made-up stories straight.)
|
×
I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never
been repaired.
|
×
I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete
strangers.
|
✓ I have
gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to
feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not
cared a whit for my actual sex.
|
×
I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations
for my desires for different genders.
|
×
I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I
forget to.
|
×
I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music
on.
|
✓ I
dislike milk. (yuck. rice
milk all the way.)
|
×
I obsessively wash my hands.
|
×
I always carry something significant around with me.
|
✓ Sometimes
I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own
hair. (i like the idea of having
a few different looks, though a decent wig that doesn't look like
some mall-chick or soccer mom (neither of which i'd aspire to look
like) is $$$)
|
✓ I've
pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more
aware of others. (yup.)
|
×
Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss
my mother.
|
×
I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
|
✓ I've
liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad
or weird.
|
×
I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|
×
Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their
problems, I simply become annoyed.
|
×
I participate/have participated in auto drag races and
won.
|
×
I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (i love
and respect comics for saying what they say, often in the face of
jeering, or worse, indifference.)
|
✓ I
don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for
dancing. (not any more than i
think waitstaff, haircutters, or actuaries are money-greedy or
slutty.)
|
×
I don't like to chew gum.
|
✓ I am
obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone
to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|
×
I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the
car.
|
✓ I
had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
(is it over yet?)
|
✓ I wish
people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|
×
I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
|
✓ I love
to sing.
|
×
I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
|
✓ I have
a custom-built computer.
|
×
I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though
there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
|
×
I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they
were human.
|
✓ I've
gone skinny-dipping.
|
✓ I've
performed in three plays.
|
✓ I enjoy
burritos.
|
×
I'm Irish and loving it.
|
×
I have a thing for redheads.
|
×
I am a twin!
|
✓ Most of
the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing
something generically 'fun'.
|
✓ Once
I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is
completed before I move on to something else. (a
friend once told me i'm like a spider who never drops a
thread.)
|
×
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|
×
I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
|
✓ I wish
I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's
never enough.
|
✓ I need
more time to myself.
|
✓ I
wish I was more open-minded. (i
consider myself very open-minded already, but the more open my
mind is, the more i recognize it's just the beginning.)
|
×
I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
|
✓ I
download songs from the internet.
|
×
I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best
friend.
|
×
I say random things to freak people out.
|
×
I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|
×
I love playing Truth or Dare.
|
✓ I love
listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
|
✓ Music
helps me remember that I am not alone. (were
it not for ministry, pixies, pj harvey, sonic youth, flaming lips,
meat beat manifesto, melvins, and tool, i'd be lost.)
|
✓ Playing
my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
(volleyball takes me away completely for an
hour.)
|
✓ I think
this survey is particularly long.
|
×
I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|
×
I can only hate someone that I love.
|
×
I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at
Starbucks.
|
