music: PJ Harvey - Is This Desire?

colors: purple white black

mood: cracking up hilarity

thoughts: the site linked to above. wow. the picture drawing makes me really question this apparently real site, especially the part in step three where they say "Don't Blink!" At $99.95 it sounds too good to be true -- I wonder why doctors charge so much more for the same procedure?

chant/prayer/mantra:
be in the now. stick our laser in your eye, for much cheaper than a doctor.

pax hominibus,
joel

"And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean"