Ho, ho. Onion.

Favorite quotes:

"The Second Coming isn't just Me sitting on a great white throne and judging away," Christ said. "I also have to make all of the stars fall and shake all the powers in Heaven. That's why I've been working a lot with the medicine ball."

Even Sabbaths are spent doing yoga, swimming, and basic strength-training isometrics such as push-ups, leg lifts, and chin-ups.

"There can be no day of rest," said Christ, His eyes filled with flaming fire. "Rest is for mortals."

lyrics:
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say let's play
"Sister Christian" by Night Ranger

colors: orange and blue

mood: crappy. my body is totally sore -- i think i caught a bug giving massages in san fran yesterday.

chant/prayer/mantra: "creation is laughing matter" - larry jones


pax hominibus,
joel